Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Piddlemaker's Lament

The Widowmaker: a mean cuss and a self -proclaimed son of a bitch. For most of this season of FUCR he's barely popped that groundhog head of his out long enough to say two misspelled words. What the fuck's he doing? The bastard can throw down, no question, but that's exactly why he can kiss my ass. All the fighting and all the guts he should have been bringing to the league and it's just been wasted. Yeah, he's got the wins, but he can't claim he's walked over The Assembly Line to get them. His wrestlers have had their heads caved in against my guys just as much as his stable has given mine some bloody lips. So now he wants to come out on the boards and act like he can call me out?!

Fuck that, Piddlemaker, and fuck you. You shoulda been matching my attitude from the very first match this season! You've had yer moments, almost to the level the league needed you to step up, but you fucking blew it. I guess that's a trait you inherited from yer momma.

Hell, maybe even yer pops.

Yer a hell of a disappointment Piddles, and you ain't fooling Tex Brickley. Play tough all you want, maybe you'll impress Shlotzky. He scares easy, The Assembly Line doesn't.
You definitely bring it when you sing it, but you need to be stepping up and putting people in check a helluva lot more if you want me to be impressed. The Reverend is lucky he's even more worthless, but yer supposed to be an original shit kicker and smack talker. So step up Piddles, step the fuck up!

Hell, he probably won't even read this. He probably thinks the title here is Piddlemaker's Lamont and that it has something to do with Sanford and Son! 

2 comments:

WiDoWMaKeR said...

This coming from the man who took the first month and a half of the season off? I will give you credit, you walk the walk more than than most. But, you just better stay the fuck out of my way. Cuz talk is cheap, just like Billy's Mom. My boys have taken yours to the limit, and will be ready to one more time. So just cuz your Dante's "buddy," dont think i am gonna take shit from you, or Flapjack or anybody. I aint joinin no Fagolution, or no corporation, we take care of blood. It's thick as a brick upside your dumbass head. So just stay the fuck out of my way, It'll be better for your health.

Tex Brickley said...

My health is just fine, fuckwad, don't worry about it. What you should be worried about is shooting that flytrap of yers off about the wrong person. You might just wind up losing teeth along with points!